Dear Blankety-blank Squirrels,
Just because I fill in the holes that you dig up in my yard, does not mean that I am trying to help you bury whatever it is you are digging for, I am trying to protect my just barely starting to grow lawn! It's a hint... Take it!
PS. Any one have a BB gun I can borrow? I am about ready to start sitting out there in my lawn chair with my gun across my knees waiting for any furry little trespassers!
Dang squirrels....
4 comments:
I've heard that putting ... ahem ... dog doo in the holes helps discourage the little varmints. Good luck! Hey, have you found out yet? Blue or Pink?
That's an idea... just don't have access to doggie poo...
Don't know yet, should find out next week!
lol! we don't have ground squirrels (we have tree ones, but they are harmless, and every last one of them is named max), but we DO have gophers, and oh.my.goodness. can we related to you on that one!!!
I'm picturing you in your lawn chair with a rifle and hay stickin' out of your mouth. We have cats that were pooping right by our door. We found a "cat scat" plant and that seems to help for our cat problem. Our neighborhood squirrel lives in the tree next door. No problem with him. Boy, I wish I could help.
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